Dwight: [on workout bicycle at gym] Okay, everybody, let’s take this next hill.
Gym Instructor: Excuse me. Yeah, I’d appreciate it if you’d just let me run this.
Dwight: You had your chance. You’re no leader. Everyone! Out of your seats, let’s blast!
Gym instructor: Don’t listen to him, we’re approaching a cooldown down a gentle hill.
Dwight: No! The hill’s a trap. Let’s take the dirt road off to the side.
Gym instructor: No, guys, no. We’re just cooling down…
Dwight: If they catch us, they will rape us. Go for the cliff!
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